Interview between a Kenyan immigrant & the consular at the Embassy
.....Interview Starts...
?OFFICER:- what is your name
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
?OFFICER:- your father's name
MUZO:- M.P sir
?OFFICER:- what does that mean
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
?OFFICER:- your native place
MUZO: M.P sir
?OFFICER:- what's that
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
?OFFICER:- what is your qualification
MUZO:- M.P
?OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
?OFFICER:- so why do you need a job
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
?OFFICER: meaning
MUZO:- Money Problems
?OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like
MUZO: MP sir
?OFFICER: and what is that
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you
?MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir
?OFFICER:- and what's that again
?MUZO:- My Performance
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P
?MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g
OFFICER:- Mental Problem