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شذى الربيع · 12/February/2014

Fun with Mr Beans...

If Mr. Bean Had A Baby

If Mr. Bean Was Justin Bieber

If Mr. Bean Was Lady Gaga

If Mr. Bean Was Bin Laden

If Mr. Bean Was In Legally Blonde

If Mr. Bean Was In Orphan

If Mr. Bean Was A pirate

If Mr. Bean Was The Pope

If Mr. Bean Was Harry Potter

If Mr. Bean ran For President

If Mr. Bean Was Tomb Raider

If Mr. Bean Was In Twilight

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

MR. BEAN ON MARRIAGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?

: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean Ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

: Head Cleaner.

SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

: Make it three c to be sure!