Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choose?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choose?
Wife : Yes and no.